the cats

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     the cats of the devil

        waring: this blog entry is sorta like the boids but with....cats i advise you to look at cat videos after.CAT VIDEOS (: 

  IT STARTED AT GREECE I WAS EATING A PIECE OF LAMB IT WAS GOOD THEN A CAT CAME. I GAVE IT A PIECE OF THE LAMB THE CAT EAT IT AND WENT A COUPLE SECONDS LATER 5 CATS CAME I FED THEM ALL THEN THEY KEPT COMING AND THEN MY LAMB STICK WAS JUST A BONE I WALKED AWAY SLOWLY AND PUT THE BONE DOWN THE CATS TOTALED THE REMAINING MEAT AND CAME FOR ME

  (LOOK AT IT SIDE WAYS SORRY) I RAN INTO MY YARD BUT IT WAS NO USE THEN IT HIT ME THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED  I HEARD MEOWING AND LOOKED BACK THE ARMY OF CATS WHERE STARING AT MY CHICKEN I COOKED LAST NIGHT I RAN FROM THE CAT ARMY AND HEARD PANS CLUTTER AND LOOKED INSIDE THE KITCHEN TO SEE THE CATS FINISH OFF AN EMPTY CHICKEN PLATE I SAID TO MY SELF 'OMGOMGOMGOMG CATS CATS EVERY WHERE!!!' I KNEW I HAD TO GET THEM OUT BUT HOW??

THEN I REMEMBERED THE HAM I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE TWO NIGHTS AGO WHEN MY NEIGHBOR COULDN'T COME CAUSE THEY WERE ALLERGIC TO HAM I RAN TOWARDS THE FRIDGE WITH MY MOP HELD HIGH AND MY SPIRITS...NOT SO MUCH AND TOOK THE HAM AND CHUCKED IT OUT THE DOOR THE CATS WENT AFTER IT AND GOT IT I LOCKED THE DOOR AND SAT DOWN AND SAID  'MAYBE I CAN LIVE INSIDE' THE END