this post was given byyyyyy dumb chickens

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some pigs hacked into my blog!!

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 whats better space unicorns or 
           space ducks
                                         the derpy Chronicles 

so the question is like ice cream or super pie one is good the other is good basically its impossible like the impossible quiz but harder you guys (or gals) in  the comments section vote   and vote and vote with a parrot ( gently rub it against the key board )  so vote so i can finish  this
      NOT the end  

the time machine

     

       my derpy life cronicals
                     what i would do with....
                     a time machine!!!!!!!

                    (tilt head sorry )

i would go back in time duh!
  the end 
now i just went back in time and fixed this yes!! but when i was little i would  get into a cardboard box  and draw inside i was thinking oh my lets make a time machine so i drew and drew and drew time machine stuff.  
how to build a time machine! 
any way i used to go back in time and look  at cave man and stuff and basically i tried to recreatet my fun but now instead of cavemen and stuff i fight knights or sheriffs i know getting older will effect it so i try to play it safe so if i get a time machine i would recreate my golden years  (comment what should the next derpy Chronicles space monkeys or killer unicorns         

the cats

cat videos to cure stuff after reading



                   the derp story
                                      derpus my life  
        my life the derp story :)

      
     the cats of the devil

        waring: this blog entry is sorta like the boids but with....cats i advise you to look at cat videos after.CAT VIDEOS (: 

  IT STARTED AT GREECE I WAS EATING A PIECE OF LAMB IT WAS GOOD THEN A CAT CAME. I GAVE IT A PIECE OF THE LAMB THE CAT EAT IT AND WENT A COUPLE SECONDS LATER 5 CATS CAME I FED THEM ALL THEN THEY KEPT COMING AND THEN MY LAMB STICK WAS JUST A BONE I WALKED AWAY SLOWLY AND PUT THE BONE DOWN THE CATS TOTALED THE REMAINING MEAT AND CAME FOR ME

  (LOOK AT IT SIDE WAYS SORRY) I RAN INTO MY YARD BUT IT WAS NO USE THEN IT HIT ME THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED  I HEARD MEOWING AND LOOKED BACK THE ARMY OF CATS WHERE STARING AT MY CHICKEN I COOKED LAST NIGHT I RAN FROM THE CAT ARMY AND HEARD PANS CLUTTER AND LOOKED INSIDE THE KITCHEN TO SEE THE CATS FINISH OFF AN EMPTY CHICKEN PLATE I SAID TO MY SELF 'OMGOMGOMGOMG CATS CATS EVERY WHERE!!!' I KNEW I HAD TO GET THEM OUT BUT HOW??

THEN I REMEMBERED THE HAM I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE TWO NIGHTS AGO WHEN MY NEIGHBOR COULDN'T COME CAUSE THEY WERE ALLERGIC TO HAM I RAN TOWARDS THE FRIDGE WITH MY MOP HELD HIGH AND MY SPIRITS...NOT SO MUCH AND TOOK THE HAM AND CHUCKED IT OUT THE DOOR THE CATS WENT AFTER IT AND GOT IT I LOCKED THE DOOR AND SAT DOWN AND SAID  'MAYBE I CAN LIVE INSIDE' THE END